The Thousand Ships

“This is insane.”

“Insane? My dear, this is Sparta--”

“Oh shut up. You’ve been waiting this entire mission to say that, haven’t you?”

“Pretty much, yeah.”

“You’re impossible to work with. Now, does this dress look natural on me?”

“Quite so.”

“Ugh. I feel barbaric.”

“I think you look quite fetching in it.”

“Shut up Zeus.”